I don't do mornings well
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes is so indestructible, Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
