Tidbits of Expressions, Quotable and Un-Quotable Quotes

This is a collection of sayings, expressions, quotes, whatnot and un-quotes. Some I have heard, read or been said to me. Others have just popped into my head from time to time and are original to the best of my knowledge. I can be a bit witty.
Some of these may be obvious and others may leave ya scratching your head.

You can't cry over spilled milk if you are the one who poured it out.  badday

Don't be down and blue. The sun is shining somewhere even though it is the Sahara Desert. cool sun

dna Life is what you make of it. No matter who, what or where you are, the why is up to you.

------- Straight is a matter of perception, every line has a crook in it if you look close enough.

angel  Live every day to the fullest because no one is guaranteed tomorrow.


Pure optimism. The glass is half full and if it should happen to rain, oh what the hell, the glass will fill up at some point.


He who walks on eggshells should get rid of his chickens.


earth The world is going to continue to turn at least for the next few million years or so. So why not enjoy your little niche in time and make the most of it...


Things are not all black and white. All have the colors of a rainbow...


Live not in the yesterday for yesterday was the lesson for tomorrow..


If you get struck by lightening...lighteningChances are you should not have been playing in a Thunderstorm..


If at first you don't succeed--failure just may be your thang...


You are about as bright as a 5 watt light bulb in direct sunlight...


Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with...


Eagles may soar but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines...


A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory!


The problem with the gene pool is that there is no life guard...


Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it...


The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.


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Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.franklins


closecase If you must choose between two evils pick the one you've never tried before...


One should never try to change hoses in the middle of a stream, unless you want to get wet...

I am always listening for more

Cause you never know what you might hear..